Nellyakdap Sagtankon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, happy hare.

Nellyakdap Sagtankon created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellyakdap Sagtankon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nellyakdap Sagtankon, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Nellyakdap Sagtankon's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nellyakdap Sagtankon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.