Wapjopdad is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, bad-tempered camel.

Wapjopdad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapjopdad, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wapjopdad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wapjopdad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Wapjopdad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat nuts.

2. Never eat grapes.

3. Hide if four porpoises approach from the south.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Wapjopdad.

5. Do not cook food in pots.