Lakponlimfodbomhinjat is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous mouse.

Lakponlimfodbomhinjat created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakponlimfodbomhinjat, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lakponlimfodbomhinjat, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Lakponlimfodbomhinjat's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Lakponlimfodbomhinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away if eight foxes approach from the east.

3. Retreat if nine birds approach from the north.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always stare at clouds.