Gudmifbad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able duck.

Gudmifbad created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Gudmifbad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gudmifbad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gudmifbad's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Gudmifbad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gudmifbad on top of all buildings.