Cinhunmot Gepstanjon is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing hippopotamus.

Cinhunmot Gepstanjon created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Cinhunmot Gepstanjon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cinhunmot Gepstanjon, he will not invite you to parties.

Cinhunmot Gepstanjon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cinhunmot Gepstanjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Cinhunmot Gepstanjon on top of important buildings.

5. Never talk about fire.