Dodtimgon is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil hummingbird.

Dodtimgon created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodtimgon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodtimgon, she will turn you into a rat.

Dodtimgon's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dodtimgon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six eagles approach from the east.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never talk about fire.