Mansanjig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, omnipotent dove.

Mansanjig created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Mansanjig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mansanjig, he will laugh at you.

Mansanjig's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mansanjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate hamsters.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never wear shirts.