Banarnbog is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional dryad.

Banarnbog created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Banarnbog, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Banarnbog, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Banarnbog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Banarnbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. Never feed cucumbers to dogs while wearing pink shorts.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Always help whales.