Legfasbep is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient spider.

Legfasbep created a down quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legfasbep, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Legfasbep, he will strike you with lightening.

Legfasbep's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Legfasbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Worship no other gods but Legfasbep.