Beddapdog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering goat.

Beddapdog created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beddapdog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Beddapdog, he will strike you with lightening.

Beddapdog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Beddapdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Never think ill of sick sharks.

4. Beddapdog loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.