Artcabflat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous tapir.

Artcabflat created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Artcabflat, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Artcabflat, she will turn you into a puffin.

Artcabflat's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Artcabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never hurt geese.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never eat green fruit.