Davxucbom is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, proud chicken.

Davxucbom created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Davxucbom, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Davxucbom, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Davxucbom's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Davxucbom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six sharks approach from the east.

2. You must pray to Davxucbom three times a day.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.