Wikfligwitduss is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise lion.

Wikfligwitduss created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikfligwitduss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wikfligwitduss, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Wikfligwitduss' most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wikfligwitduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed wheat to eagles while wearing violet shoes.