Botdondam is a god.

He takes the form of a small, dishonest pig.

Botdondam created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Botdondam, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Botdondam, he will strike you with lightening.

Botdondam's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Botdondam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

2. Never jump in the presence of aardvarks.

3. Hide from gray rats for they are unholy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Erect nine carbon sculptures of Botdondam on top of important buildings.