Gilflabnurl is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unfair finch.

Gilflabnurl created the Small Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilflabnurl, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gilflabnurl, she will strike you with lightening.

Gilflabnurl's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gilflabnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never think ill of sick doves.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.