Dob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, thoughtless clam.

Dob created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Dob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dob, he will destroy your favourite star.

Dob's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dob.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about planets.