Ingbamdum is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented walrus.

Ingbamdum created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbamdum, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ingbamdum, she will turn you into a slug.

Ingbamdum's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ingbamdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Ingbamdum loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Put Ingbamdum first in all things.