Flistanciss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, witty gnu.

Flistanciss created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flistanciss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flistanciss, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flistanciss' most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Flistanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six snails approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the west.