Vogsistar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unfair swan.

Vogsistar created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogsistar, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogsistar, she will torture you forever.

Vogsistar's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vogsistar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never mention capybaras.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not take Vogsistar's name in vain.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.