Gonsississidbissrap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unselfish lizard.

Gonsississidbissrap created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonsississidbissrap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gonsississidbissrap, it will turn you into a rat.

Gonsississidbissrap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Gonsississidbissrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed tomatoes to capybaras while wearing pink tights.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gonsississidbissrap.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. You must pray to Gonsississidbissrap three times a day.