Stighabgat is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, vain troll.

Stighabgat created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stighabgat, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Stighabgat, it will manifest in front of you.

Stighabgat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Stighabgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.