Ranwadnel is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, omnipotent finch.

Ranwadnel created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ranwadnel, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ranwadnel, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ranwadnel's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ranwadnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in red rooms.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Ranwadnel loves capybaras, so they must be respected.