Lidbinnart is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, intelligent fish.

Lidbinnart created an atom five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidbinnart, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Lidbinnart, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lidbinnart's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Lidbinnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not shave your hands.