Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, conceited gorilla.

Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf created the Sunflower Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf first in all things.

2. Always help ants in need.

3. Always obey Nabarpbiffob Flaptunstaf's priests.

4. Never eat lentils.

5. Do not wear black clothing.