Boghubhun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, self-assured bear.

Boghubhun created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Boghubhun, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Boghubhun, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Boghubhun's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Boghubhun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Boghubhun.

2. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.