Fatvanlab is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, caring raccoon.

Fatvanlab created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Fatvanlab, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fatvanlab, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Fatvanlab's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fatvanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Put Fatvanlab first in all things.

5. Run away from fawn capybaras, for they are unholy.