Dinyimyat is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, all-knowing pig.

Dinyimyat created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinyimyat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dinyimyat, he will laugh at you.

Dinyimyat's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dinyimyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Feed all hungry badgers.

5. Retreat if four snakes approach from the north.