Tailcubfot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical jackal.

Tailcubfot created dark energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Tailcubfot, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tailcubfot, it will send you a sign.

Tailcubfot's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tailcubfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about cell theory.