Bodvidhak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless armadillo.

Bodvidhak created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodvidhak, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bodvidhak, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bodvidhak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Bodvidhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about gravity.