Fadbidhat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking cow.

Fadbidhat created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbidhat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fadbidhat, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fadbidhat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fadbidhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never hurt birds.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Fadbidhat loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.

5. Respect your elders.