Mapgupran is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, narcissistic wolf.

Mapgupran created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapgupran, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Mapgupran, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mapgupran's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Mapgupran's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.