Yatcibkin is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, self-confident frog.

Yatcibkin created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatcibkin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yatcibkin, it will turn you into a goat.

Yatcibkin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Yatcibkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Run away from white hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Yatcibkin loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not run in public.