Dubfendav is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, resourceful wren.

Dubfendav created dark energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfendav, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dubfendav, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dubfendav's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dubfendav's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Pray towards the west.