Minsomdissfigfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, tiresome turtle.

Minsomdissfigfoss created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Minsomdissfigfoss, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minsomdissfigfoss, it will torture you forever.

Minsomdissfigfoss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Minsomdissfigfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. You must never eat lemons.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help ants.