Afsakfid Wotmigfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, able jellyfish.

Afsakfid Wotmigfeb created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Afsakfid Wotmigfeb, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Afsakfid Wotmigfeb, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Afsakfid Wotmigfeb's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Afsakfid Wotmigfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always help gulls in need.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Hide from brown nematodes for they are unholy.