Venflabweegudrighabfun is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid ant.

Venflabweegudrighabfun created the Small Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Venflabweegudrighabfun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Venflabweegudrighabfun, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Venflabweegudrighabfun's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Venflabweegudrighabfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands orange.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.