Cibappvid Sagyiktarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciful crane.

Cibappvid Sagyiktarp created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibappvid Sagyiktarp, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cibappvid Sagyiktarp, she will turn you into a slug.

Cibappvid Sagyiktarp's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cibappvid Sagyiktarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Always look after injured pigs.

5. Never look in ponds.