Nablitzognibsadwip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, contented penguin.

Nablitzognibsadwip created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablitzognibsadwip, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nablitzognibsadwip, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Nablitzognibsadwip's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Nablitzognibsadwip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nablitzognibsadwip first in all things.

2. Nablitzognibsadwip must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always help porpoises in need.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.