Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, compassionate hamster.

Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf, it will not care at all.

Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Yamtenrutt Cemnurcimaf loves great tits, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Always help sick birds.