Rakvenfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying skunk.

Rakvenfoss created the planet Jupiter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rakvenfoss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rakvenfoss, it will manifest in front of you.

Rakvenfoss' most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Rakvenfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snails.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rakvenfoss.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.