Fedzanlik is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, impressive goat.

Fedzanlik created the solar system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fedzanlik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fedzanlik, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fedzanlik's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Fedzanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never run in the presence of birds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fedzanlik.

5. Fast once a month.