Ratgubpod is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unthoughtful dryad.

Ratgubpod created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratgubpod, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Ratgubpod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ratgubpod's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ratgubpod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Never wear black boots.

4. Erect six gold sculptures of Ratgubpod on top of important buildings.

5. Never play with disobedient children.