Komnegtab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, egotistical elephant.

Komnegtab created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Komnegtab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Komnegtab, it will not care.

Komnegtab's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Komnegtab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five voles approach from the west.

2. Never wear cyan skirts.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never go into yellow rooms.

5. Never play with disobedient children.