Sterbogdidcatbot is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable weasel.

Sterbogdidcatbot created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterbogdidcatbot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sterbogdidcatbot, it will turn you into a rock.

Sterbogdidcatbot's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sterbogdidcatbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never feed spinach to porpoises while wearing blue scarves.

5. Never jump in the presence of eagles.