Camstigquaf is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fast crow.

Camstigquaf created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Camstigquaf, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Camstigquaf, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Camstigquaf's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Camstigquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Run away if nine swans approach from the east.

5. Never pour water over plants.