Fonwabhun is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, boastful coyote.

Fonwabhun created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fonwabhun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fonwabhun, he will turn you into a snail.

Fonwabhun's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fonwabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fonwabhun.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Fast once a month.