Dotvonkfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, wise faun.

Dotvonkfod created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotvonkfod, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotvonkfod, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Dotvonkfod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dotvonkfod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the north.

5. Erect six gold sculptures of Dotvonkfod on top of important buildings.