Natbepvab is a god.

He takes the form of a small, competent parrot.

Natbepvab created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natbepvab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Natbepvab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Natbepvab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Natbepvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not kill badgers.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Natbepvab on top of all buildings.