Bunsabbud is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, all-knowing penguin.

Bunsabbud created energy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsabbud, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bunsabbud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bunsabbud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Bunsabbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt gulls.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Bunsabbud must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.