Maddibmin is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, quiet swallow.

Maddibmin created the Virgo Supercluster three million years ago.

If you believe in Maddibmin, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Maddibmin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Maddibmin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Maddibmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Maddibmin.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help snakes.